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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings;

I'm a drunkard, I go to parties!

Whatever you may do - either good or do bad, people'll always have something to say; and that too, negative!

Good Night!

Be thankful for the bad things in life. For they opened your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before!

Stop thinking of what could go wrong and start thinking of what could go right.

If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going!

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.

Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

Put a small amount of paint or ink on your finger. Go up to your victim and pretend to notice a "mark" on the victim's face. Tell the victim that you'll rub it off. Instead, actually place a mark ON their face. Act like you got the mark off and walk away.